roleplayerreviewblog: holy shit. - - Shepard (has too many gifs of space james bond)
Garrus: All right, my turn. What’s the first order an Alliance commander gives at the start of combat?
Joker: Uh... I give up.
Joker: All right big guy. What do you call it when a turian gets killed by a horrible spikey monster?
Garrus: Friendly fire. Come on, that one goes back to Shanxi.
Joker: Gotta respect the classics!
Garrus: How many humans does it take to activate a dormant mass relay?
Joker: 602. 600 to vote on it, one to ask the asari councilor for help, and one to request a seat on the Council afterward. How do you know when a turian is out of ammo?
Garrus: He switches to the stick up his ass as a backup weapon. Why does the Alliance hire pilots with brittle bone disease?
Joker: You’re shitting me! The turian military has one about me?
Garrus: Oh, absolutely. I heard it myself from a private back on Palaven.
Joker: All right, why does the Alliance hire pilots with brittle bone disease?
Garrus: So their marines can beat someone in hand to hand drills.
Joker: Damn, you need to tell James that one. Hey, what’s the hardest part about treating the turian who took a rocket to one side of his face?
Garrus: Figuring out which side took the rocket.
friend: describe mass effect in two words
me: gross sobbing
There needed to be an ME3 one of these