josies-stupid-gifs: Part 2 of the gif-spam!
fuckyeahmst3k: josies-stupid-gifs: I just couldn’t help myself This is fantastic. MORE MST3K GIFS PLEASE
EDI gets it
Joker: All right, here's another one. Dates back to the rachni wars.
So a krogan and a salarian have landed on a rachni world for a top-secret mission.
EDI: That is unlikely. Salarians rarely took part in raids on rachni-occupied worlds directly.
Joker: Missing the point. So the two guys are climbing up a hill, going through this nasty green fog.
And as they get near the top, they come out of the fog, and the salarian sees thousands of rachni.
He looks over at the krogan and says, "Well, that makes me nervous."
The krogan says, "You think that's scary? When this is over, I have to go back down through that fog by myself!"
EDI: The implication being that the salarian soldier would be dead.
Joker: Yes. Thank you for killing the 2,000-year-old joke.
EDI: That joke plays to racial stereotypes on both sides. The krogan appears brutish and insensitive, while the salarian appears weak.
Stereotypes such as exemplified here led to the development and use of the genophage.
EDI is tumblr.
If EDI were made of 90% more dicks.
Thank you and goodnight.
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