Hi!

fragmentedquailsoul:

sarahtheimpossible:

Eat that pussy and be grateful. There’s starving nice guys in fedoras who don’t have any.

pffffffffffft

marapetsrules:

condescendingchristian:

glossylalia:

athenasaurus:

marsandry:

caityycatt:

thedailyfeed:

Ever wonder how dinosaurs got it on? These bizarre scientific scenes — by an illustrator who worked with Halstead — imagine how the 30-ton prehistoric behemoths had sex.

I’m sorry, but why? Who does this?

These people are perverts, they really put a lot of thought into the faces.

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Yo, the lady brontosaurus is UNIMPRESSED.

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i just reblogged dinosaur porn, congratz this blog is finally complete

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Hey, didn’t dinosaurs lay eggs? Wouldn’t they be all up in external fertilization then?

snappinggingers:

I walk a lonely roadThe only one that I have ever known

snappinggingers:

I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known

Bioware sex tip #1287726

justicars:

Just before climax shout “I made a mistake!” and run to the closest elevator.

bunnynuzzles:

Sorry not sorry.

bunnynuzzles:

Sorry not sorry.

People don’t believe me that bunnies do the cat stretch. Here, have proof.

People don’t believe me that bunnies do the cat stretch. Here, have proof.

Reblog if you’re a girl that likes any of the following:

gallifreyan-pizza:

  • X-Men
  • Avengers (that includes any of the individual characters movies)
  • Batman
  • Star Trek 
  • Star Wars
  • And pretty much anything that’s action or targeted to guys

A guy friend of mine today said it was weird that my friend had all the X-Men movies because she was a girl. Needless to say we almost threw him out of the car. So I would like to prove to him that just because we have vagina’s that doesn’t impair us from enjoying an action film.

Women of tumblr please back me up.

missamberly:

As a baby, Duo was very fond of public bathing. 

missamberly:

As a baby, Duo was very fond of public bathing. 

((REBLOG IF IT IS OKAY TO COME INTO YOUR INBOX AND SAY THE RANDOMEST SHIT I CAN THINK OF BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO INTERACT WITH YOU))

quezycoatl:

bluedogeyes:

Cowboy Bebop by Shilesque

Holy. Shit.